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Shadow Cat
02:11
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Three shadow cats surround a cup of dirty sprite in my dojo
Loco moto, no joke when i flow
Sizzy ruled the world
now I'm on Czarnia with Lobo
I copped 8 badges up in Kanto
And the other 8 in Jhoto
I talk with murderers
My flows perfectly circular
With elven text shining on the inside of the curvature
Headphones in your oraphace
Melting into the furniture
Bitch, it's Yung Sizz I'm the fan base burgalar
These gundam seeds planted firmly in my brain
So I could never forget I sold my soul for an AUX cord
Ox tails, fed to an Ox
Now I sit singing to the wind
Metallic pidgeons on my front porch
Gunsword
Squall
Squawking parrots
Bitch, thats 2Birdz
Flyer than Fieri peeling carrots
In the kitchen with the fresh frittata
We mob deep and we gotta run a train on anybody thats thinking they are hotter than the birdz.
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YUNG SIZZURP VERSE:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I am the Maul to your Quai-Gon
Small time
But I'm 9 millimeters to your micron
Puffin on innoken
Skywalker the icon
Day walker
Whistlin'
I take these beats by the throat and I cripple them
Ring around the rosie
Rings around saturn
High like rain clouds
Piece the blunt like an acronym
Born into the darkness till I stumbled out the labyrinth
2birdz in the forest foraging for hyacinth
This shit's so crash!
I'm on an upper echelon
Digivolve to Aguterrimon**
I sold my soul to the gods of oxygen
May they rest with the wretched souls I've saved from Heliopolis
And I'm sniffin' yola
Sizzy got it snowin'
Like the polar bear commercials when they are sippin' Coca-Cola.
Black Butterflies hover around my body
Because they understand there's Annunaki in my body
FAUST VERSE:
I am the Maltese Falcon
I'm fuckin with a raven so you can call me Trigon
I'm a Teen Titan
Undercover of Nightwings
I'm robbin' every Drake
Jason without a mask Redhood over my face
And I'm taking Gotham city
You can do it for the vine
Imma do it for the titties
With a 40oz of Mickies
If you wanna kiss my ass, Bitch you better leave a hickey
That bully wants to beat your ass and Imma let 'em
Stick a size 15 up a bitch n*ggas rectum
And the censors keep bleeping when I wanna say I ___'d em
2birdz
That's a fearsome flock of seagulls
That's a pair of desert eagles
We're the precious to the Smeagles
Mother F*ck the Beatles
Spark the pressure
Bring the evil
Spit a lecture to the people to initiate upheaval
That's a riot for you dumb n*ggas listening
Ya Flow's all tired like the product of the Michelin
And my flow's sicker than the water out of Michigan
The bias and the insolence generates dividends
I'm making money off tragedy
Decomposition determines my salary
That's Financial gain from assault and battery
That's why I hurt rappers like a mouth full of cavities
2birdz got germs that activate allergies
And we eat pussy because it's low in calories
Calling us rookies is a bad analogy
Because it's flawless victory, Bitch fatality
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FAUST VERSE::
Hannibal the conquerer
Alexander the great
Antoinette no head on neck said, "Let them eat cake!"
Now it's Faust the barbarian
Faust the dothraki
Young and cocky, smoking poppy
Shots of sake got me acting sloppy
Screaming yhatzee, on the battlefield without a shield
Stay afloat without a boat, just some coke and f*cking beer
Pissin' out the stratosphere
Bouncer's screaming in my ear, "That's enough, you're out of here!"
But I don't even f*ckin' care
So I mount my steed
On a quest
Damsels in distress, a call I heed
So I ride top speed
Sword and mace in hand
It's the 2Bird Gang goddamn, GODDAMN!!
HOOK::
2 barbarians, gold in the chariot
Fusion cell locked and loaded in this laser gun
This driveby is unavoidable
Aim with precision like it's surgical
Double bubble toil and trouble you
Yeah, this that witchcraft shit
With futuristic weaponry
We evergreen
This that sci-fi fantasy
This that witchcraft shit
With futuristic weaponry
We evergreen
This that sci-fi fantasy
YUNG SIZZURP VERSE::
Birdz in the jungle
The lion's on our tail again
F*ck that, wonder twin powers to 2Elephants
Intelligent, magnificent, and elegant
Shut the f*ck up Donny you're out of your element
Rings above my head
While I summon Etrigan
I spit the type of sh*t that will charbroil you skeleton
Lost into the static
Faust and Sizz thats magic
With the Mask of the Phantasm, sippin' gin and playin' Tekken 6
Got me off balance at The Royal Fam's palace
With a hi yellow b*tch beating my dick like the bear from The Revenant
Blood on my mic because Emphysema got the best of me, and I'm still the illest rapper on earth
So when you cross my mind you best look both ways
My flows will leave you froze in shapes like oshea
Slice like thrice blades out my 4 knuckle fury to ya jaw
Pound my chest you catch the fear
I'm King Kong, and Mark Whal......
FAUST VERSE::
Pure insanity
Pure insanity
Mere mortal can never hope to damage me
You cannot handle me.
I am of a different kind
I am not a human being
I am from a different time
Fire comes from out the sky
The rivers flow with potent wine
I am pure annihiliation
I'm a living columbine
Kill, eat, f*ck, repeat
We take you from your beds at night
We probe you in your f*cking sleep
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4. |
S.B 2.0
03:42
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I'm like uranium
Titanium
Better yet I'm harder, like some f*ckin adamantium
Point blank, shoot you in the face
Dick Cheney 'em
You wanted the facts.
I'm just stating 'em.
Freeze like an avalanche 20 below
I'm like a snake in the grass with my venomous flow.
I Got my shit on lock and you already know
That this is why I'm hot
And my drops are not cold.
Through a wormhole my words go
You wouldn't understand them
Ketchup on my d*ck, b*tch
You caught me red handed.
So above this shit and everyone
I'm feeling sort of stranded
But it's hard not to be lonely when you're the last one standing
This sh*t will melt your face off
B*tch put your face on
You can be the icecream
Imma be the napalm
Fantastic 4 flow
Johnny Storm
Flame on!
You think your disc is better?
I'm Tron
Turn the games on.
The sh*t that I produce is fresh as fresh produce
The freshest juice is produced from my freshly squezed fruit
That's my little Johnny Appleseed
Rappers trynna battle me
But I'll take you out the game to early
Now your apple's green
Actually I like those
Every since I was a zygote
Psycho
My rhymes go hard like automatic rifles
By the way
It's my birthday if you didnt know
5/18/14
And Lou Ferigno
Ain't as strong as the sh*t that I'm sipping on
Passed out locked up on the floor from the Tramadol
If you ain't heard then listen to Clarissa because she says it all
No she explains it.
But that don't rhyme with Tramadol
Anyway,
Back to how awesome I am.
Your girl is trynna jump my bones so I guess I'm about slam
But not before I setup the cam
She's like "What's that red light?"
I'm like "Dont get out of the bed!! It's a sniper with the range longer than the dunk of the slam, that Michael Jordan used to win the game at the end of Space Jam. You know the only difference between jelly and jam??
It's that I can't jelly my d*ck up inside of your a**
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B-Movie
02:10
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Child-like mindframe but I've spent 24 cycles around the sun
My whole life I've been a problem
Fire in my goblet
Iron in my wine
Everyone is a f*cking goblin
Green, Harry Osbourne
I was gonna reference Starlord
But I didn't know about "Gaurdians" till the movie came
Talk shit I'll pull my belt like I'm Pootie Tang
Combat
Split blacks
And match 2 grams like touché
Then spend the rest of the evening fighting cotton mouth like Luke Cage
Feelin' like I'm drowning
The pressures getting to me
Feelin' like a movie this that rom-com, self help, coming of age typa movie, and I'm in the lead role, and I can't even land an "extra" roll in b-roll, in a b-movie with a c cast and an amatuer director
My agents gonna hear about it, he ain't gonna be happy about it, but I don't care about him
I'm just trynna live, I'm just trynna lie
I'm just trynna smoke, I'm just trynna die
Somebody call the doctor
Is it normal for human saliva to be lava?
My mouth is hot like I've been sippin on the java
I'm a pirhanna
I spit like llamas
And my homies, keep that llama
Bloc, bloc, bloc
That's head trauma
‘Asante sana Squash banana, Wewe nugu mimi hapana’
And I stay eating lobster
B*tch I am a dragon
You is just a rabbit
And imma f*ckin' kill ya
Feelin' like I'm drowning
The pressures getting to me
Feelin' like a movie this that rom-com, self help, coming of age typa movie, and I'm in the lead role, and I can't even land an "extra" roll in b-roll, in a b-movie with a c cast and an amatuer director
My agents gonna hear about it, he ain't gonna be happy about it, but I don't care about him
I'm just trynna live, I'm just trynna lie
I'm just trynna smoke, I'm just trynna die
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6. |
CROOKED
02:26
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Ok
Roll for initiative
Shot for shot Kennedy
FlowtheMost's,, doc with the remedy
Bruce wayne on the mic no secret identity
Spits flows most unfortunate
Lemony Snickety
I'm lurkin' in the water
You're fish fodder
I'm mocking you b*tch
Got a sick puke colored diamond attached to my wrist
Fuck with me I'll hit you rappers up lickety split
Yung Sizz, I'm the bomb
Tickety tick
Spit ridic', flow cold but hot as 4 coals smolderin'
Exfoliate your atoms
I'm black matter
You're a cup of folgers
Still rollin' in that contradiction
Hands on the clock spin like Barry Allen
Every organism in my scope is being balanced
I get in you pussy rappers like a hairy phalace
Tickle your frontal lobe
I'll leave you mentally challenged
I'm Zordon dude
You cordon bleu
I forge swords while eating salads
Crooked like a snake slithering through the grass
Like Vash I get that angel arm cannon to blast
Smile in your face and stab you right in the back
I don't give a f*ck because I'm crooked like that
Crooked like a snake slithering through the grass
Like Vash I get that angel arm cannon to blast
I stay with the filthy, bitch
I'm crooked like that
I'm crooked like that
Yeah, I'm crooked like that.
Gaslight the enemies
Sizz the epitome of space time hypothesis
The only thing between me and them, a rigid dichotomy
I'm fufilling prophecies
Write and record's my psychology
S- for showing ownership, after your apostrophe
I- for the the initial, impact of my third eye connected
Zz's- for all the f*cks that have been sleeping on me
But i know U, R going to wake up when you get that P erection
Get out of my section
I'm the universe's nexus
Pale complection but my rhymes come from elephant' behinds
And yours is excreted from infants lower intestines
F*CK YOU
I will drop a bow to your throat
I got dope in my satchel too
Let's compare notes
My flow gold you suck like 6 vacuums and ya baby mama
With my cock down her throat
My balls drip with her saliva
Crooked like a snake slithering through the grass
Like Vash I get that angel arm cannon to blast
Smile in your face and stab you right in the back
I don't give a f*ck because I'm crooked like that
Crooked like a snake slithering through the grass
Like Vash I get that angel arm cannon to blast
I stay with the filthy, bitch
I'm crooked like that
I'm crooked like that
Yeah, I'm crooked like that.
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7. |
Mongolian Death Worm
01:14
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Death worm from Mongolia
Holy moly
Rolie Polie Olie
Fears become phobias
On a binge inside my vacay home in okeechobee
Sicker than polio when I spit
Call the doc cuz I'm; Sneezy, Sleepy, and hella Dopey
At your door, the line before^
That's 4 dwarves knockin'
Por favor
Let us in to spread the streptococcus
I'm in The Halls of Amenti
Balls to the wall and I'm shifty
Dap me up if you get me,
Let's share the hemoglobin
Yung Sizzurp the wizard
I summon monsters, and blizzards
I'll turn you all into chocolates for my boo (buu) is Majin
My homies masked like Carly Beth and they're hoping
That you step to Sizzurp on the mic, boi
I bet you getting smoked
Run and tell that to Falcone, Maroni
I'm The Penguin mother f*cker I'll take you all for your money
Yeah, I'll take you all for your money
Yeah, I'll take you all for your money
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Boxes
00:49
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KHAOS VERSE::
Yea I said I'm reapin what I sow,
Believe me
See em creepin'
Reason heater on the low,
All day I dream about sex money weed, adidas on the flow,
Heat the beat and eat it, spit a feature, Freda with the flow,
Blurry Vision with the shit that's all you really Need to know,
Give me 30 minutes with a O it turn to 3 or 4
Free your soul, I'm still livin' Broke but I'm the CEO,
Break it down for you bitches like I got some weed to blow,
Shit you will always be in my shadows
Rap facts like a cap of the Snapple
I'm Adam's apple
Forbidden cuz I'm a rapper,
Call ya number no raffle
Always on point like the Molly in a capsule,
I'm an artist with pen it's Like surgeon with a Scalpel
Every verse I put together like another game of scrabble
You babblin' battle rappers don't want it I got em Baffled
Don't front it
I keep it hundred
Get blunted
My glass is half full.
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10. |
So Good To Meet You
02:00
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I spit Oceans.
So much that you could surf on your Lapras.
This planet spins backwards when my flame touches the stratus.
This ain't Battle Rap, but if you step then its; Ashes or Caskets.
I put the pen to the pad and leave you covered in maggots.
Radioactive Arachnids reanimating the bodies.
The #Birdz are singing to all of em.
We the sh*t in the potty.
Sick with 'No Antibodies'
No autopsy neither.
There's Butterflies in my stomach, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
I got hella treasures everywhere.
If you can find my body, I will tell you all the secrets of the gods.
Mr. Miyagi,
OGGY OGGY OGGY
Skin is falling off me.
Need to find a hobby.
I'm Dobby,
Set me free with sake.
Watch me whip and KAMEHAMEHAME
Lightning all around me like I was Heihachi.
Hibachi Chicken, Copywritten,
so don't quote me when ya got me.
This is the apocalypse.
This is me running around the clock again.
This is my hypothesis.
This is me praying for "No Oxygen"
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Yung Sizzurp Indiana
Yung Sizzurp is a flowering independent musician, from the midwest state of Indiana.
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